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Love cheese on toast; allergic to wheat, Mad about dancing; have two left feet, Addicted to stargazing; scared of the dark, Own a bloodhound; still have to bark. Ironic! Dream about women; always sleep on my own, Never borrowed a cent; now can’t raise a loan, Learned to cook gourmet; usually revert to the tin, Pray for repentance; continue to sin. Ironic! Enjoy writing poetry; can’t spell a word, Strong with my oratory; just never heard, Love all other people; whilst despising mankind, I photograph rainbows; although colour blind. Ironic! — Philip Wood |