My original brother typewriter decoded

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My Original Brother Typewriter

My old brother typewriter is very worn out,
It no longer types the letter t,
And for some illogical reason,
Always prints a double letter p,
It only produces an upper case i,
Also, I have no Idea why it underlines y.

It doesn’t quite abide by the rules that follow q,
It tries to operate the arm for the letter that comes before u,
Think back to the problem I had in the first place,
So to print t and u it just leaves a space.

— Philip Wood
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